It's not pronounced "miss-chee-vee-ous" it's "miss-chiv-ous", you're adding letters to the word that don't exist!
Well, at least I don't say purie.
I heard there was a new bar in Southside, I think the name of it is Uranus.
You have too much facial hair to drink that, you'll catch your face on fire.
Call 1-800-YUM-YUM.
Where does one purchase a $100 sleeveless shirt?
Is there someone out here peeing in the parking lot?
I was literally sitting on a bomb.
What is this? What's on top of it?
No thanks, you can eat all the Salmonella you'd like, but I'm not going to.
I swear, I didn't tell them it was your birthday.
Do you remember the time.....