Him: Do you want an apple?
Her: No.
Him: Are you sure?
Her: No. Why are you always trying to feed me? I'm not hungry.
Him: Do you want it?
Her: No, I do not want an apple.
Him: Will you marry me?
Her: No.
Him: Yes you will.
Her: No I won't. I really won't.
Him: You will.
Her: It's not really my thing, you know?
Him: Do you want an apple?
Her: No.
Him: Are you sure?
Her: Yes, I'm sure.
Him: I love you.
Her: Actually, I would like an apple.
Him: Yes you will.
Her: <bites into the apple>